sending your kid to catholic school is the easiest way to guarantee your kid will not be catholic
August 1st / 719,169 notes
you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.
May 28th / 237,550 notes
the worst feeling is when you feel like you’re annoying the only person you wanna talk to
March 9th / 74,677 notes
life rules
- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude
January 15th / 687,164 notes
Girls like hearing men moan during sex
Girls LIKE hearing men moan during sex
GIRLS LIKE hearing men moan during sex
GIRLS LIKE hearing MEN MOAN during SEX
GIRLS LIKE HEARING MEN MOAN DURING SEX
January 3rd / 207,333 notes
